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It's Monday morning, Bridget has woken up with a headache, a hangover and her boss.Health Warning: Adopting Bridget's lifestyle could seriously damage your health.Aloof. Unavailable. Ice queen. - Aloof. Unavailable. Ice queen. - Aloof. Unavailable. Ice queen. - (quite fancy a snog though...)Uninhibited. Uncensored. Unmarried.For anyone who's ever been set up, stood up or felt up.NOW Vote Bridget - A True Party Girl. I Pledge To: - Introduce tax relief for singletons - Make it law that men must call the next day - Cut the price of Chardonnay by 50 pence a litre [During 2001 UK General Election]This Year's Resolutions: Stop smoking. Stop drinking. Find inner poise. Go to the gym three times a week. Don't flirt with the boss. Reduce thighs. Learn to love thighs. Forget about thighs. Stop making lists.All Women Keep Score... Only The Great Ones Put It In Writing.